Things I find humorous…

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So, I took her to a gas station.
  
 And that’s when the fight started…..
 
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 I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. ‘I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.’
 He said, ‘Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?’
 ’Nah, she can order for herself.’
  
 And that’s when the fight started…..
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  I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
 You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
 Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it. He was a DWARF!!!
 He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, ‘I AM NOT HAPPY!!!’
 So, I looked down at him and said, ‘Well, then which one are you?’
  
 And that’s when the fight started…..

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