Jan 18 2009
And that’s when the fight started….. pt 2
One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!” And that’s when the fight started…..
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My wife walked into the den & asked “What’s on the TV?” I replied “Dust.”
And that’s when the fight started…..
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, ‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’
The husband replies, ‘Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.’
And that’s when the fight started…..
