Things I find humorous…

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ..
I can’t hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I’d like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I’d store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty’s only a light switch away.

Man - ‘Fat Penguin!’
Woman - ‘WHAT?’
Man - ‘I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.’

9) I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND…. the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

Here’s a list of some of the things I find funny:

• Monty Python- I love the Flying Circus series and all three movies.

• People getting hurt- What can I say I have a warped sense of humor. I’m not taking people getting seriously hurt just like people tripping.

Well I actually can’t think of anything else right now that I find funny. I’m going to try a write a quick blog everyday about something that strikes me as funny every day. I notice that I actually manage to laugh a few times a day which is amazing when you consider the fact that I feel hopeless about finding a job that I love. But enough about that, I am planning on using this blog as a way to cheer myself up daily and if I can make others laugh as well even better! Here’s to hoping it works. TTFN!